Bob "I AM Labor Day" Losito

President

Missy "But, I'm Makin' Money" Losito

Wife of the President

Rory "I Have To Be Home at 9...No I'm Serious Guys" Dietrich

Vice-President

Bup "Dixie Cup" Dietrich

Tim "Maraschino Cherry" Deturk

Tab "Ice Man" Rhode

Jeff "Butter Bags" Saadi

Shawn "Bukkake" Losito

Brad "The Teabagger" Losito

Matt "Pepperoni Tits" Diehl

Kelly "Ghillie Suit" Saadi

Jon "Skulker" Schappell

Mark "Screw This- Let's Go To The Pub" Harter

Chief Technology Officer

Tony "I Got Crabs" Ricci

Mike "King Mooker" Reffie and Mandy "Firehouse Urethra" Reffie